24 February 2020

HaHa I Forgot This Thing Existed Again...

Whoops! This tends to be the theme around here doesn't it? The fact that I forget this thing exists and then three months later poof! Look who pops on grid again for a hot minuet and then disappears like the ghost I like to think that I am. (HeHe) Trying to keep up with this thing makes me wanna scream sometimes... well not really cause I always seem to forget about this thing lol. But I will say that I do appreciate those who read this nonsense. Because I know for sure that I wouldn't find myself reading this in my free time.

Anyhoo, what to talk about in this troubled beginnings to 2020, haha it is really joke. I hop off the grid for a hot minuet and everything goes to fucking HELL. Oh what a time to be alive. We had the possibility of WW3 for the second time in less than a year because these dumbasses don't know how to fucking compromise and just stay in y'all's corner.

Everyone in politics have the BIGGEST egos I have ever seen in the entirety of my (redacted) years of life. They're a bunch of egotistic alpha maniacs who need to just keep in their assigned territories. And I'm not saying that they shouldn't be these kinds of people, because I for one believe in a tactical approach and just get your shit done, but don't be mother fucking idiots about everything. We all live on this planet, just fucking get along, cause there is nowhere to hide, unless by chance you have a rocket to some other habitable planet that no one else knows about. So in the paraphrased words of my KINDERGARTEN teacher: "use your words and get the fuck along!"

We're going to get to a point in our miserable lives where we find out that all this bullshit was for nothing and we fucked up everything because some children who run our countries couldn't act like girls and just keep your resentment hidden for years until you pretend the other just doesn't exist. Ugh, it just sucks to see that we might end up being the generation that brings the world into the apocalypse because these boomers don't know what the simple word compromise means.

Welp look at me turning this shit into a vent site, but y'all read it I don't, and this was the shit y'all signed up for lol. I said in the beginning that this was going to be random and out there shit, so by those standards, we can get political from time to time. (although not to often cause then that would just get boring) Lace up your boots folks cause 2020 is about to fuck some shit up.

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25 September 2019

It's Been a While... IDC

Wow, yes before my 4 readers bust a brain cell, I'm back! Did I forget that this thing existed? Nope... well not totally. I did forget it for a while, and then when I remembered and I was like nah I'm not feeling it. But I'm board today so I'm back on the grid and y'all four people get to read this random ass crap that you're here for. Speaking of...




We'll just say that it's a success that after all this time I even had the time to just sit and basically talk to myself. We're just gonna talk for a bit about our success failures. So...  for the past few days I was working on a presentation for some class, and as ya'll know here procrastination is KEY!! And so, today was the big day. Long story short we hate clickers, clickers can fracking suck it. NO CLICKERS ON THIS BLOG!! THOSE DAMN THINGS BELONG IN THE UNDER BELLY OF HELL, THE LITTLE MONSTERS! Before you ask a question you probably weren't even thinking, yes I did pull an all nighter running on one and a half hours of sleep and three cups of coffee. hmm... I may or my not have an addiction after this week, thinking we'll go back to tea for a while. Here's a question you most likely won't answer, because I'm a recluse of a blogger with memory loss, but coffee or tea which is better? What kind, if any?

Love,
UnKn0wn

22 May 2019

Diary or Journal?

Okay, so it's been recently brought to my attention that I'm an asshole for thinking that calling the notebook that I write my thoughts, ideas, and other random crap in, a journal and not a diary. Just because I said that dairies are for kids and I just have a journal. And then I had to go and defend myself on why I think the way I do. Like why would I even have to justify myself to something so utterly idiotic? But, it got myself on the think train (choo, choo). That why is it such a bad thing to have a journal and not a diary... what am I going to be in my 80's still writing: Dear Diary? No! So, here's a question to anyone deciding to read Why Not?!?! on a Wednesday afternoon when they can be doing much more important shit... Diary or Journal? Am I just an ass who rains on everyone's parade? Or do I truly have some sort of justification to my statement? This is going to be the next dress test! I just know it! (I swear I have a healthy ego ;P)
Love,
UnKn0wn
...AND QUE RANDOMNESS...

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18 May 2019

An Ode to Mario Cart

I was trying to think of what could be the most randomest thing that I could talk about on a Saturday Morning after ranting yesterday... and then it hit me! Mario Cart! More specifically the one for the Wii. Now before you say What about the new ones!! Blah Blah Blah!! It's forever going to be the one on the Wii. Because of this one reason alone... I was BOSS at it! It was one of those games that meant life and death for those who played it, right along side UNO. Y'all know what I'm talking about, the one game that no one lets up on even for the 7-year-old who decided is was a good idea to join in for a change. Even when you're playing alone, like the sad child you are... you still find time to yell at the computers for cheating. It always makes me swoon to think of it. To conclude, it's one of those things that you force down the throat of your own child because it was your favorite game, so they have to like it as well, and you just want to put your kid in their place! Forever in second place.
Love,
UnKn0wn


*THIS IS JUST GOLD*

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17 May 2019

Under-Qualification is Obviously BETTER!

*strong language need apply*


I'm officially fed up. Why is it that if one person who doesn't even try at something, just gets to win. Like when you're in a bookstore and a bestselling author just released a really great book, but then some youtuber, with no writing experience whatsoever publishes something that same day. The sales for the author, who has released 5 different books, studied for years for this exact profession, gets beat out by someone who decided late one night, "you know what would get me a lot more fans? A book! LET'S WRITE A BOOK!" *sigh* Like legit it's just pictures in a book, not effort whatsoever... BEST SELLER! NO ONE HAS WRITTEN A BOOK QUITE LIKE THIS ONE! HOW ORIGINAL!! no... just no.... There are people out there who legit spend all of their lives for something like this, get shot down because some dumbass thinks "writing" a book sounds like a fun idea. And things like this happen all the time, so I'm going to take a deep breath and get to some randomness... it may or may not have been inspired by something. :D
Love,
UnKn0wn


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P.S. no hate on the dog
the only thing he's guilty
of is being to adorable!
<3
P.P.S. oh look I remembered
that this exists!!

16 May 2019

This Is New!!

Okay, so this is all new to me! I've gone and created this just because I hadn't realized that Google had the option for this, and I figured what the HELL, WHY NOT?! (HaHa, get the name?) Anyway, I'll post things that are super random here and there, if I even remember that this is here tomorrow!
LOVE,
UnKn0wn
SPEAKING OF WHICH

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P.S. This isn't even my
favorite font so we'll 
have to just deal with 
this for the time being :(